Have you seen "Cocaine Bear" yet? How about cocaine cat? First one’s still in theaters. Second one’s in Cincinnati!
An actual cat tested positive for cocaine. This after reports of a “leopard” spotted in a tree. Turns out it wasn’t a leopard. It was a serval, which looks just like a leopard. That makes sense since they’re native to Africa! What doesn’t make sense is how it got on the streets and in the trees of Ohio where servals are illegal to own.
Animal Control took it to the Cincinnati Zoo for care. You wanna see this thing? It’s HUGE! My cat Stripe just stared at the screen while I was watching.